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My Music Story
A CV of a sort…
For as long as I remember I have been fascinated by music. I was only just tall enough to look down on the keys of a piano when my parents realised that I could name a note they played without seeing them play it. I was told that meant I had “perfect pitch”.
I took piano lessons from an early age and ended up years later getting (Associated Board) Grade VI piano which includes Grade V Theory of Music. I remain a very poor sight reader and fairly good at playing anything I hear or jamming along.
As a child I won a singing competition, the following year I came second , and third year I came third. In the fourth year my voice started to break and I didn’t enter. Since then I’ve not been happy with song contests or so called battles of the bands. Beyond simple technique, what is better or worse is a matter of taste as well as the complex context in which music is heard. Therefore judgement is arbitrary. Music competitions be damned – especially if I don’t do well!
In my early teens I learned to play bassoon and played in the school orchestra. Later I played timpani which was more fun and would sometimes involve a hundred and twenty eight bars rest.
I got a nylon stringed guitar and learned some chords and also bought a perspex bass guitar. I never became properly good at either but enjoyed tinkering.
I managed to get a job in a sound studio that made adverts and not long after in a proper sound studio that made records. It was hardly possible to survive on the low pay.
I worked on a number of projects as assistant including with Vapour Trails. I was house engineer for ‘Broken English’ engineered by Bob Potter before going freelance. Later I co-produced many recordings.
I recently found that someone has created a discography for me (known as ‘Andy’) in discogs.com. It’s not all inclusive but looking there did bring back some half forgotten memories.
I fondly remember recording ‘I.O.U.’ by Allan Holdsworth and having the odd sense that [this track] was being performed for me. I least fondly remember the “Class of ’81“. I turned the work down at first since the production concept was poor, but I relented when they agreed not to put my name on it; and then they put my name on it 🙁
Sound engineering is a young man’s job. Older engineers from the 50’s could end up making tape copies in the 70’s. Boring! – and not for me. So when it looked like I’d hit a glass ceiling I stopped sound recording professionally. I had also realised that I was enjoying music less due to becoming hyper critical. Automatically thinking of what could be improved gets in the way of appreciation.
In the mid eighties I spent a brief time working in Good Earth studios for Tony Visconti and memorably was roped in to playing a harmony keyboard part on a Moody Blues record.
I got hold of a Fender Strat decent Japanese copy and managed to learn enough so that on one occasion, and unrehearsed, I joined in with the live band playing at the wedding of a friend (and didn’t F it up!). By this time I could play a tune rather than just strum chords, so from then on I have enjoyed the electric guitar properly.
I then came across an extraordinary innovative musical keyboard design with hexagonal keys. Everyone said it should be patented, and it already had been. At that stage I believed like most people that patents were there to protect small inventors against the large corporations. Nothing could be further from the truth. The main beneficiaries of that monopoly system are large corporations and lawyers.
I helped with patent costs and formed C-Thru Music Ltd to build and sell those keyboards. We called the products AXiS. It was hard to design a quality keyboard in a reasonable cost. I was not competent at evaluating suppliers and so not good at avoiding getting ripped off or becoming part of someone else’s drama.
We finally released a keyboard in the early 2000s and had a modicum of success. We then released a cut down version with some shared parts to make a smaller more affordable device. The launch was badly timed to coincide with the financial crisis.
At C-Thru neither quality nor organisation were a problem thanks to the great Jacqueline Kandalaft. As far as I know we never had a single dissatisfied customer. However our volume of sales meant that we were not a viable enterprise. I still keep the legacy website for ol’ times sake where you can see some of the comments and quotes that people gave.
Looking back now I’m grateful for my time spent in music related endeavours and for the chance to meet or help some of my musical heroes.
I now enjoy listening to other people’s music on my nice stereo system, and occasionally reflect on the fact that I did all the above whilst almost entirely unqualified*.
* other than Grade VI piano
My Software Story
A CV of a sort…
It feels like I’ve always been interested in technology. I admired technology at least since watching early space age TV. I watched Fireball XL-5, Supercar, and the old Thunderbirds with the puppets that were held up by strings. In those days computers were devices used only by banks and military or government agencies.
At around aged 17 after completing three ‘A’ level exams there was an opportunity to work with Oxford Universities’ computer. We coded a simple prime number discovery program using a language called ‘ALGOL’ and fed it in by punched card. It worked!
When the first home ‘micro’s came out it didn’t take me long to obtain one. Mine was called a ‘PET’ and had 32k RAM and a cassette tape so I could store a program when I turned the power off. I copied and made up code using ‘BASIC’, a language that is as it is described ie basic.
So years later when I was working for a marketing agency and someone said “who knows anything about computers?” up went my hand.
I then managed what seemed like an interminable amount of data entry that was validated by keying it in twice.
I hacked the print production code so we could print specialised reports for customers from our database of surveys. I used to string jobs together under one command to set them all going, and once going I had little to do. It is not true that I once wrote a command called ‘Monday’ to avoid work.
In order to see whether or not the new payroll system was secure, I was asked to break into it and managed that in one evening. I enjoyed discovering that the boss had two payroll entries, and seeing how much he was paying himself – and what other colleagues were getting.
I learned to use ‘4th Dimension’ or ‘4D’ which is a relational database management system for the Apple Mac. I was UK software support for 4D for a while. I would not consider a support request to be closed until the customer had specifically agreed that the issue was resolved. There was never a chance that a customer had been left partially satisfied.
I made many small databases for clients using 4D. I then learned systems analysis methods in order to design a multi user fleet management database. I also saved a number of corporate clients a great deal by helping their IT departments to code their direct marketing databases in house.
When the worldwide web became available in the early 90’s I quickly learned to use the hypertext markup language (html) and typed it by hand to make my own websites. I had some code written for me in Perl that I later hacked to make responsive website pages or whole sites.
When I wanted to persuade my ISP to upgrade my website security I wrote a set of scripts which enabled the user to see information (published or not) from any other customer site on the same server. Once they had some choice urls the server upgrade came really fast.
I had thought that I wasn’t too bad at teaching myself new programming languages so I had a go at creating a word reader using Java. Although it took a long time to make, and my code is not elegant, it works almost as planned. ‘Wordstreamer’ can save loads of reading time on a long text.
More recently I enjoyed putting together a 4 dimensional noughts and crosses (tic-tac-toe) game using PHP that could be played against a web server. PHP is a tolerant language that doesn’t need compiling or the declaring of variables, so I get along well with it. ‘4D tic tac toe‘ is good for the brain. Do have a go.
I should mention that I was unqualified to do any of the above.